CONVERSATION ABOUT JIMMY CARTER By Robert L.Huffstutter

Did you hear the latest? That Jimmy Carter dude that gave away the Panama Canal while he was President said he thought Senator McCain was milking the POW issue!

Like you gotta be kidding girl--he wouldn't have said something like that. He's a graduate of the Naval Academy. I mean, like don't they teach the guys there to be like...officers and gentlmen? That would have been like totally dumb for him to say something like that, you know what I mean, girl? Like it would have made him look like?

Like some kind of peanut brain?
Actually, it would have made him look like a really dumb guy, I mean more dumb or dumber than a peanut.

Like wasn't the dude a kind of peanut farmer or something before he became President back then? I mean, like they say he had a brother named Billy who started a brewery or something, way down there in Georgia. Jimmy Carter, Jimmy Carter, he should have been smarter, should have been smarter. Sound like some kind of song or something, right?

Like it does, girl. Let me see, Oh, Jimmy, Jimmy, Carter, Carter, he should have been smarter. I like that. It rhymes. Did Jimmy Carter really give away the Panama Canal?

Well, like that's what history says. Says he thought they could run it better than we could. Now, believe it or not, the Chinese are running it.

Girl, you gotta be kidding. Talk about a peanut....?

JIMMY CARTER'S NASTIEST COMMENT SO FAR BY R.L.HUFFSTUTTER

I hate to admit it, but I actually voted for Jimmy Carter. Like many Americans who cast their votes for the man with the wide grin from Plaines, Georgia, I figured it was time for a change. Somehow, "change" is a word I've been hearing quite a bit lately. Change? Change in one's pocket, change the diapers, change the way we view ourselves, change gas prices, change the way we get rid of our surplus food, change the record, change, change, change. I have heard it being used by both political parties participating in the November election. Hope is another word I've heard. Hope brings to mind Bill Clinton. He is quite a talker isn't he? I would like to know what he really thinks of Jimmy Carter. I would love to know what he thinks of Barak Obama. And I think about Bill's wife. Is she really okay with Biden as the vice-president? For some reason, I think she feels like the way 18,000,000 glass ceilings must feel if one is standing right below them all when they break. I am waiting to see her and Mrs. Obama do the "big hug." One is likely to whisper something into the other's ear, huh?

But now, back to Jimmy Carter. Several weeks ago, I heard him make one of infamous little nasty comments. It was about Senator John McCain. It went something like this: "Personally, ah think that McCain is milking his POW experience."

Jimmy Carter stated that he felt like John McCain was "milking" his POW experience. I had no idea that the former President had dairy experience. Yes, I was aware that he knew a considerable amount about peanuts, but cow's milk?The former President has demonstrated time and again that he lacks common sense and this is yet another example of his ignorance. Both Carter and McCain are graduates of the U.S.Naval Academy. It is my guess that Jimmy was on mess duty at the academy when they taught the course about being both an "officer and a gentleman." Of course, this is my opinion.

JIMMY CARTER TALKS ABOUT POW CAMPS AND DAIRY FARMING By Robert L. Huffstutter

JIMMY CARTER'S KNOWLEDGE OF DAIRY FARMING AND POW CAMPS

Several weeks ago, Jimmy Carter stated that he felt like John McCain was "milking" his POW experience.

I had no idea that the former President had dairy experience. Yes, I was aware that he knew a considerable amount about peanuts, but cow's milk?

The former President has demonstrated time and again that he lacks common sense and this is yet another example of his ignorance. Both Carter and McCain are graduates of the U.S.Naval Academy. It is my guess that Jimmy was on mess duty at the academy when they taught the course about being both an "officer and a gentleman." Of course, this is my opinion.